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Last Updated: 27.06.2025 06:20

Analysis & Anal Cysts
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
How is ChatGPT different from Claude AI or Bard?
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Catatonics & High Colonics
No way
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
So, the docs changed it to read
Then came..
Still no good
Just Forget it!
Hysterias & Posteriors
Next, they tried...
Nuts and Butts
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Unacceptable again!
share office space ...
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Why would the United States need a fleet of the F-47 fighter jet fielded in the 2030s?
Everyone loved it.
Thumbs down again.
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
How many girls or guys keep extra pantyhose in their glove box or console of their vehicle?
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Freaks and Cheeks
Minds and Behinds
They put up a sign reading
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Another attempt resulted in ...
Loons and Moons
No go.
No, not a chance
Still no good.
So they tried